I tried pot once. Now I'm gay.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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19.Oct.14 1 day ago

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery

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18.Oct.14 2 days ago

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: losingsodas, via andrewquo)

16.Oct.14 4 days ago

plasmalogical:

who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow

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15.Oct.14 5 days ago
12.Oct.14 1 week ago

lalondes:

wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times

(Source: scenicroutes, via juddapatow)

12.Oct.14 1 week ago